"Woe to these podcasters, who send their message over land and sea to win a single convert, and when he becomes one, they make him twice as fit for hell as they are!" (Matthew 23:15, suitably cherry-picked) "And they shall be thrown in the lake of fire, which name is called Michigan." (Revelation 20:14, adapted). "And the barbed tongue of Satan shall lick at the flayed soles of their feet for a thousand years." (Made up completely 14:6) Yet saith He you will see still greater abominations. Then He brought me to the entrance of the court, and when I looked, behold, a hole in the wall." (Ezekiel 8:6-7, verbatim). What's not to like?