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The best reason to buy Neopolitan ice cream is because you enjoy multiple flavors in one bite; you scoop across.
A lame reason to buy Neopolitan ice cream is if you are a family of four whose members include 1 chocolate lover, 1 strawberry lover, 1 vanilla lover, and 1 Neopolitan lover to eat the contaminated parts in-between. Also, your family is too cheap, health-conscious, or freezer-space-poor to buy 3 or 4 different flavors.
There is no other reason to buy Neopolitan ice cream.
There is only on accptable way to scoop neapolitan ice cream and its side scoop. Scooping the flavours individually is something only a neanderthal would so. If you scoop each flavour individually then you’re an unevolved proto-human degenerate.
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